Focused On Everything Except What Matters
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For the people who are absolutely paying attention… just not to the thing they were supposed to be paying attention to.
This Distracted Cat Club tee is for the beautifully scattered brains that notice every sound, thought, side quest, random memory, tiny detail, weird feeling, and unnecessary possibility — while the actual task quietly files a missing person report.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this Comfort Colors tee is soft, premium, and dangerously easy to wear too many days in a row. It’s garment-dyed for that perfectly lived-in look, like it already understands your nervous system. Relaxed fit. True to size. Roomy enough for comfort, errands, overstimulation, and pretending you’re about to get your life together.
Designed for ADHD brains, distracted thoughts, forgotten tabs, sudden hyperfocus, abandoned to-do lists, and people who can remember a random commercial from 2009 but not why they walked into the kitchen.
Basically: the official shirt of being mentally everywhere but here.
Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who started this description with confidence and somehow ended up researching cat facts.
Focused On Everything Except What Matters
$55.00
Sale price
$55.00
Regular price
This Distracted Cat Club tee is for the beautifully scattered brains that notice every sound, thought, side quest, random memory, tiny detail, weird feeling, and unnecessary possibility — while the actual task quietly files a missing person report.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this Comfort Colors tee is soft, premium, and dangerously easy to wear too many days in a row. It’s garment-dyed for that perfectly lived-in look, like it already understands your nervous system. Relaxed fit. True to size. Roomy enough for comfort, errands, overstimulation, and pretending you’re about to get your life together.
Designed for ADHD brains, distracted thoughts, forgotten tabs, sudden hyperfocus, abandoned to-do lists, and people who can remember a random commercial from 2009 but not why they walked into the kitchen.
Basically: the official shirt of being mentally everywhere but here.
Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who started this description with confidence and somehow ended up researching cat facts.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |