I’m Not Ignoring You, I’m Avoiding Everything
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For the people who are not being rude, distant, mysterious, or emotionally unavailable on purpose. They are simply avoiding one tiny task so aggressively that they accidentally avoided every person, plan, message, responsibility, and basic life function in the surrounding area.
This tee is for ADHD brains in full avoidance mode — when answering one text somehow feels like filing taxes, calling someone back requires a spiritual cleanse, and opening an email might legally count as cardio.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this Comfort Colors tee is soft enough for your nervous system to stop side-eyeing everything for five minutes. It’s garment-dyed for that perfectly worn-in, vintage-soft feel — like it already forgives you for the 47 notifications you’re pretending not to see.
Relaxed fit. True to size. Roomy enough for disappearing socially, overthinking a reply, drafting a message in your head but never sending it, and saying “I’ll do it in a minute” while entering a completely different dimension.
Designed for ADHD avoidance, task paralysis, unread texts, emotional buffering, social ghosting by accident, and anyone who genuinely loves people but occasionally needs to vanish like a stressed magician.
Basically: the official uniform of “it’s not you, it’s literally everything.”
Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who were absolutely going to respond sooner, but then one small obligation touched another obligation and the whole system went down.
I’m Not Ignoring You, I’m Avoiding Everything
$55.00
Sale price
$55.00
Regular price
This tee is for ADHD brains in full avoidance mode — when answering one text somehow feels like filing taxes, calling someone back requires a spiritual cleanse, and opening an email might legally count as cardio.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this Comfort Colors tee is soft enough for your nervous system to stop side-eyeing everything for five minutes. It’s garment-dyed for that perfectly worn-in, vintage-soft feel — like it already forgives you for the 47 notifications you’re pretending not to see.
Relaxed fit. True to size. Roomy enough for disappearing socially, overthinking a reply, drafting a message in your head but never sending it, and saying “I’ll do it in a minute” while entering a completely different dimension.
Designed for ADHD avoidance, task paralysis, unread texts, emotional buffering, social ghosting by accident, and anyone who genuinely loves people but occasionally needs to vanish like a stressed magician.
Basically: the official uniform of “it’s not you, it’s literally everything.”
Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who were absolutely going to respond sooner, but then one small obligation touched another obligation and the whole system went down.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |