Not Lazy
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For the people who are not lazy — they’re just buffering, rerouting, emotionally negotiating with a basic task, and waiting for their brain to approve the launch sequence.
This tee is for the ADHD brains who have every intention of doing the thing. Truly. The plan exists. The motivation is somewhere nearby. The body is technically available. Unfortunately, the executive function department is closed for reasons no one has been brave enough to explain.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this Comfort Colors tee is soft enough for days when your nervous system has already filed a complaint. It’s garment-dyed for that perfectly worn-in, lived-in look — like it understands you weren’t avoiding the task, you were simply becoming one with the couch first.
Relaxed fit. True to size. Roomy enough for overthinking, under-starting, task paralysis, emotional support lounging, and saying “I’m about to do it” with Oscar-worthy confidence.
Designed for ADHD brains, burnout survivors, procrastination professionals, mentally overloaded humans, and anyone who has ever sat completely still while internally running twelve motivational speeches and losing all of them.
Basically: the official shirt for people who aren’t lazy — their brain just has terrible management.
Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who were absolutely going to be productive today, but then the air felt weird.
Not Lazy
$55.00
Sale price
$55.00
Regular price
This tee is for the ADHD brains who have every intention of doing the thing. Truly. The plan exists. The motivation is somewhere nearby. The body is technically available. Unfortunately, the executive function department is closed for reasons no one has been brave enough to explain.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this Comfort Colors tee is soft enough for days when your nervous system has already filed a complaint. It’s garment-dyed for that perfectly worn-in, lived-in look — like it understands you weren’t avoiding the task, you were simply becoming one with the couch first.
Relaxed fit. True to size. Roomy enough for overthinking, under-starting, task paralysis, emotional support lounging, and saying “I’m about to do it” with Oscar-worthy confidence.
Designed for ADHD brains, burnout survivors, procrastination professionals, mentally overloaded humans, and anyone who has ever sat completely still while internally running twelve motivational speeches and losing all of them.
Basically: the official shirt for people who aren’t lazy — their brain just has terrible management.
Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who were absolutely going to be productive today, but then the air felt weird.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |