Executive of This Dysfunction
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For the people who are fully in charge of the chaos, unfortunately.
This tee is for ADHD brains with big CEO energy and absolutely no working office staff. The ideas are loud, the intentions are strong, the ambition is dramatic, but the task-starting department has been out to lunch since 2017.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this Comfort Colors tee is soft enough for your nervous system and sturdy enough for pretending you have a plan. It’s garment-dyed for that perfectly lived-in, broken-in look — like it already knows you opened your planner, stared at it, closed it, and called that “progress.”
Relaxed fit. True to size. Roomy enough for pacing with purpose, starting seven tasks, finishing none, emotionally preparing to answer one email, and declaring “I’m about to lock in” before immediately doing something unrelated.
Designed for ADHD brains, task paralysis royalty, procrastination professionals, overthinkers with leadership potential, and anyone who runs their life like a company where every department is understaffed and the printer is on fire.
Basically: the official uniform of being the boss of a brain that refuses to attend meetings.
Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who also have executive dysfunction, but somehow got this shirt done anyway.
Executive of This Dysfunction
$55.00
Sale price
$55.00
Regular price
This tee is for ADHD brains with big CEO energy and absolutely no working office staff. The ideas are loud, the intentions are strong, the ambition is dramatic, but the task-starting department has been out to lunch since 2017.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this Comfort Colors tee is soft enough for your nervous system and sturdy enough for pretending you have a plan. It’s garment-dyed for that perfectly lived-in, broken-in look — like it already knows you opened your planner, stared at it, closed it, and called that “progress.”
Relaxed fit. True to size. Roomy enough for pacing with purpose, starting seven tasks, finishing none, emotionally preparing to answer one email, and declaring “I’m about to lock in” before immediately doing something unrelated.
Designed for ADHD brains, task paralysis royalty, procrastination professionals, overthinkers with leadership potential, and anyone who runs their life like a company where every department is understaffed and the printer is on fire.
Basically: the official uniform of being the boss of a brain that refuses to attend meetings.
Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who also have executive dysfunction, but somehow got this shirt done anyway.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |