The Official Distracted Cat Club Tee
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$55.00
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For the people who walked into a room with purpose, forgot the purpose, noticed something unrelated, and somehow joined a club.
This is the official Distracted Cat Club tee — made for ADHD brains that are focused on everything except what matters, but still somehow functioning… technically.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this premium Comfort Colors tee has that soft, broken-in feel from day one. It’s garment-dyed for that perfectly lived-in look, like you’ve owned it for years but without the emotional history. Relaxed fit. True to size. Comfortable enough for errands, side quests, unfinished projects, accidental naps, and pretending you’re about to be productive.
Designed for distracted thoughts, random mental detours, forgotten reasons for opening the fridge, and people who have said “wait, what was I doing?” more times than they can legally admit.
Basically: the official uniform for being highly aware of everything except the thing you were supposed to be doing.
Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who fully intended to stay on task.
The Official Distracted Cat Club Tee
$55.00
Sale price
$55.00
Regular price
This is the official Distracted Cat Club tee — made for ADHD brains that are focused on everything except what matters, but still somehow functioning… technically.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this premium Comfort Colors tee has that soft, broken-in feel from day one. It’s garment-dyed for that perfectly lived-in look, like you’ve owned it for years but without the emotional history. Relaxed fit. True to size. Comfortable enough for errands, side quests, unfinished projects, accidental naps, and pretending you’re about to be productive.
Designed for distracted thoughts, random mental detours, forgotten reasons for opening the fridge, and people who have said “wait, what was I doing?” more times than they can legally admit.
Basically: the official uniform for being highly aware of everything except the thing you were supposed to be doing.
Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who fully intended to stay on task.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |