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For the ADHD brains one notification away from becoming a forest cryptid.
Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton, this premium heavyweight tee feels soft, broken-in, and emotionally unavailable in the best possible way. Relaxed fit. True to size. Designed for people who love silence, dim rooms, canceled plans, and pretending they didn’t hear that loud noise even though they absolutely did.
Built specifically for overstimulated nervous systems, social batteries permanently stuck at 2%, random emotional shutdowns, and those moments where the lights aren’t technically “too bright” — but suddenly every bulb in existence feels personally disrespectful.
Perfect for:
• sensory overload survivors
• people who lower brightness on every device immediately
• ADHD brains running 74 tabs at once
• anyone who says “I need a minute” and genuinely means 4–6 business days
Basically: the official uniform of needing less everything.
Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who also sit in their car for ten extra minutes before going inside.
Turn the Lights Off
$55.00
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Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton, this premium heavyweight tee feels soft, broken-in, and emotionally unavailable in the best possible way. Relaxed fit. True to size. Designed for people who love silence, dim rooms, canceled plans, and pretending they didn’t hear that loud noise even though they absolutely did.
Built specifically for overstimulated nervous systems, social batteries permanently stuck at 2%, random emotional shutdowns, and those moments where the lights aren’t technically “too bright” — but suddenly every bulb in existence feels personally disrespectful.
Perfect for:
• sensory overload survivors
• people who lower brightness on every device immediately
• ADHD brains running 74 tabs at once
• anyone who says “I need a minute” and genuinely means 4–6 business days
Basically: the official uniform of needing less everything.
Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who also sit in their car for ten extra minutes before going inside.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |